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	120 80  In an attempted coup
	120 110  d'etat, conspirators
	120 140 storm El Presidente's
	120 170 compound.
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	610 40  They are shocked to discover
	760 70  El Presidente on
	780 100 life support in
	780 130 an iron lung.
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	100 360 Spring-loaded buffalo rifles
	100 390 unfold from the iron lung.
	100 450 Warm trickles run down the
	100 480 conspirators' legs.
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	600 380 El Presidente:
	600 420 "I may be a different color,
	600 450 but I'M STILL A LION!"
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