00 Goblin Begins
In which we meet the goblin and, briefly, his dad.
Stupid Orc, your deeds will not be remembered.
Aha, a green cow!
Where did that he go?
Mo mo!
I'm gonnna milk your.. erm im gonna take your head and trade it for a better armor
Cows should not be green!
Mooo! Go back to eating grass.
MOHO!
LOL, only 10xp!
I must've wandered to the wrong dungeon
Where did all my friends go?
What is that?!
How did you customise your colour to green?
Hey! I wanna find out what kind of loot you can drop!
Way too easy.
Hey this game isn't that hard.
Check out my awesome Rock-dude collection!
I'll need to train my Stonesnake some more!
Trading two totally alive Rock-dudes for a lightning rat!
Argh!
Ok guys. What we'll do is, I'll run in first.
Gather all the eggs and we can blast 'em all down with AoE.
I will use intimidating shout so we don't have to fight them all at once.
When my shout is done I need Madtoker to shout so we don't need to fight them all.
We are going to need Divine Intervention from the mage.
We should be able to pull it off this time.
Ritter, can you give us a numbercrunch real quick?
..aah yeah, give me a sec.
I'm coming up with 32.33% chance of survival
Ah, that's a lot better then we usually do.
So if everyone is ready..
Alright, times up!
LLLEEEEERRROOOYYY JENKINS!!!
Omg, he just ran in!
Oh jeez, stick to the plan
Let's go, let's go.
Oh jeez..
OMG!
God damn it Leroy!
Leeroy you moron!
Jamall was killed by Dragon
Forekin was killed by Dragon
Leeroy was killed by Dragon
Ritter was killed by Dragon
Madtoker was killed by Dragon
this lever should be easy to switch over...
I will need to grab and climb the wall to get that lever!
I'd better find that paladin...
Well, well, well...
Nothing to do here... I guess
That was crazy!
What are they doing down there?
I'd better be careful with these boulders!
I wonder what this statue does
Hah!, damn I'm smart!
Good thing this door is closed!
This looks like a bomb dispenser
What are those guys on about?
Hmm, an explodey barrel. I could try my cigarette lighter!
No trace of the paladin here...
I could really use a cold health potion today.
Yeah.. health potions are the best.
Finally, the boss!
Do you guys have a health potion?
lol, this game is too easy.
I didn't get any exp!
You need to stay closer or you wont get any exp!
No loot! Just a muffin.
Worst boss ever!!
Wanna do some PvP instead?
Sure.
Samus has left the area.
Fluffy left the area.
This must not go on, you must escape my son..
.. our home is a farming-ground for "heroes".
Find your way to Gundbad, you will be safe there.
Here take this muffin.
Use it wisely
.. may the force be with you.
Man this dungeon was pretty easy so far!
yeah, not even any traps!
More traps would make it more difficult!
We should be the developers instead!
hahah yeah!
