  What My Daddy Does 父亲的职业

  A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. 
  小学老师正在问孩子们他们双亲的谋生之道。

  Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!"
  提米站起来说，"我母亲是名医生。"
  
  Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a Professor!"
  莎拉站起来说，"我父亲是位教授。"

  Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse!" 
  小约翰尼说起来说，"我爹地在妓院演奏钢琴。"

  The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening.
  都是不敢相信她所听到的话，于是她决定晚上给小约翰尼的爸爸打电话问个清楚。
  
  When she told him what Little Johnny had said, he told her, "Actually,.... I'm an attorney, but how I'm I supposed to explain that to a seven year old?" 
  等她告诉小约翰尼的父亲后，约翰尼的父亲对她说，"事实上，......我是一名律师，但我怎么能向一个七岁的小孩解释清楚？" 