  Area 51 Mix-up 51号区域的混乱

  You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" 
  你们已经听说过了空军在内华达超高安全，超级保密的军事基地。只知道它被称作51号区域。

  Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
   一天傍晚，士兵在51号区域外意外地发现，一架塞斯纳飞机登陆在他们的秘密基地。他们立即扣留了飞机并把飞行员押到了审讯室。

  The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
  飞行员说他从维加斯出发后迷路了，油耗光了他只得在基地着陆。空军开始对他进行FBI式的检查，调查期间，晚上他也被扣押着。

  By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
  直到第二天他们才最后确信飞行员不是间谍，而是真的迷路了。他们给飞机加了油，恐吓他"你没有看到基地"，并威胁他如果再犯将在监狱中度过余生，告诉他维加斯在这个问题上就是这样处理的，然后把他打发走了。

  The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane... only this time there were two people in the plane.
  第二天，让空军所有人难以置信的是，那架塞斯纳飞机又出现了。同样，空军包围了飞机...只是这次有两个人在飞机上。

  The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"
  那个飞行员跳出来说，"随你们怎么处理我。但飞机里的人是我的太太，你们必须向她解释，我昨天晚上在哪里。" 