   My Husband Will Be Home Soon 我丈夫马上就要回来了

  A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.
  一个已婚男人去拜访他的"女朋友"时，女朋友要求他剃去胡须。

  "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
  "噢，詹姆斯，我喜欢你的胡子，但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。"

  James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"
  詹姆斯回答说，"我的妻子喜欢我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否则她会杀了我的。"

  "Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice... 
  "噢，我求你了，"女朋友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。

  "Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"
   "可是，我不能，"他回答道，"我的妻子喜欢这胡子。"
  
  The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping. 
  在女朋友再三请求下，他终于屈服同意了。夜里，在妻子熟睡时，詹姆斯爬上了床。

  The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!" 
  妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，"噢，迈克尔，你不应该在这里，我的丈夫很快就要回来了。" 