  Good News and Bad News 好消息与坏消息

  The nurse comes into the room that he is in and says that she has good news and bad news.
  护士走进病房，并对年轻人说有好消息和坏消息。

  The guy asks for the bad news first.
  年轻人首先要听坏消息。

  The nurse says, "We're going to have to remove your legs.
  护士说："我们将不得不锯掉你的腿。"

  Then the guy asks for the good news.
  年轻人接着要听好消息。

  The nurse says, "The guy beside you wants to buy your shoess."
  护士说："邻床的年轻人要买你的鞋。"